So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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