sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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