No, you can still breathe under the balls.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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