like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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