So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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