I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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