i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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