Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize
