8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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