i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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