I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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