I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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