why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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