3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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