whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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