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(313): View more from Michigan

i only hope i can top last weeks sext session

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(914): View more from New York

is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes

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(650): View more from California

I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.

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(407): View more from Florida

she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store

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(936): View more from Texas

You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.

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(707): View more from California

I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.

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