S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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