Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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