I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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