White coat. Heels.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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