After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
