dude i'm inner monologue high
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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