Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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