thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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