at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
3 2 1 whiskey
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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