It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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