At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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