we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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