when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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