the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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