I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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