just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
if i died would you start the facebook group?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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