I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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