just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
what food is Colorado known for?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...