i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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