Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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