at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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