if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
worst night to have a conscience
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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