haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
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Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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