We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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