is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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