why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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