He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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