It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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