so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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