i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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