Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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