I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I need a beard to bite.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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