i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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