yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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