i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
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Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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