youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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