Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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