a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Watching her eat just hurts me
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Randomize
