OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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