You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
