my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i dont even know how to be here
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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