i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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